Blarg has a complex personality. It is filled with contradictory impulses and desires, some of which are imperious. Although its rational mind is highly developed and seems to be the source of motivation for its behavior, the most significant realm of Blarg’s psychology is its subconscious. Therein, a conflict between understanding and feeling is raging, between the psychological functions of thought and sensation. Until this conflict subsides, Blarg may feel a sensation of emptiness. It is troubled by and unable to explain this feeling, which leads it to adopt an attitude of doubt and skepticism. This conflict, and its various ramifications, are the main obstacle to Blarg’s individuation. Its task consists of becoming the master of the energies of its subconscious, and developing its consciousness in terms of the hidden and invisible. Blarg’s evolution will occur through a series of metamorphoses and rebirths. However, at certain points in its life, despite its caution and clear thinking, Blarg finds itself in situations it neither desired nor planned, as a result of explosions and eruptions of the elements fermenting in its psyche. It always survives the worst physical, emotional, or intellectual tests, however, fairly unscathed, because of its ability to be reborn and start afresh. As a partner, Blarg might struggle to make compromises. It may appear frosty and distant at times, and it has a taste for challenging, provocative remarks. With itself, as well as with others, Blarg is sometimes excessive and complicated. In a discussion, it will express strong, honest opinions. In crisis situations, it wishes for its efforts to be noticed. Blarg is obsessed with the problem of death. It tends to believe it holds the secret of life – that death can be overcome. Sometimes its anxiety about death is expressed as a search for answers – how can one learn to live with death, how can one detach oneself from the past and its flesh-curdlingly morbid realities… Decay, immobility, ultimate delivery – these images, which are all symbolically associated with death, sometimes haunt Blarg. Intellectually, Blarg has powerfully developed intellectual faculties which yield the maximum effectiveness for its behavior. Deductive, analytical, prospective, Blarg is at once a researcher, a detective, and a scientist. It is fairly introverted, and its discrimination tends to direct it toward the spheres of inner life. It is astute at drawing rational parallels between phenomena of different origins. Blarg’s love life will be subject to desire and passion

Blarg is dynamic. It needs to attract admiration and release its excess energy.

Blarg is attracted by the here-and-now, by study, and writing. He has a special affinity for the people around him: siblings (or close friends), neighbors, etc.

You were born under the sign of Capricorn (the Goat), during the time when the sun was in the sign of Scorpio (the Scorpion). From the various clues mentioned above, your personality profile can be summarized as follows:

Pugnacity – a need for security
Charisma – an inhibition of expression
Dignity – a sense of self-worth
Application – a meticulous mind
Shrewdness – a methodical approach
Concentration – forethought
Optimism – a positive outlook
Loyalty – a sense of duty
Common sense – a levelheadedness.

You are ambitious and passionate, but you are also secretive and reserved. You can be domineering and aggressive, but you are also short-tempered and vulnerable. You have a keen intelligence and a lucid mind, which allows you to be curious about the hidden aspects of things. You can be intense and determined, but you can also be revealing and destructive. Your endurance and stubbornness give you the energy necessary for long-term projects. You are the one who decides whether your goals will be satisfying to you or to a more vast and humanistic ideal.

Born at the height of the full moon, you are said to be a “lunar type.” This configuration gives you an objective, rational, and lucid character. However, since the moon is opposite the sun at the time of the full moon, your objective tendencies are balanced by a more idealistic penchant. Because the forces pull you in two different ways – one toward dreams, the other toward reality – you may be aware of some inner contradictions which are causing practical and social difficulties for you. At times, you are too demanding of yourself or others, comparing them to an ideal, whereas at others, you are too nonchalant and indulgent about life. You vacillate between two poles. One is elitist; the other is more earthy and perhaps vulgar at times. The result is a multifaceted self. Generally speaking, your monthly energy flow is strongest at the time of the full moon. You would be wise to schedule intensive work phases at that time, as well as ambitious and demanding projects.

Blarg would find great psychological compatibility and powerful mutual attraction in this relationship. The physical and psychological reality of your personality will exert a magnetic pull over the sensitivity, receptivity, tenderness, and other key qualities of your partner.

Blarg’s moon is located at 14° GEMINI. His ideal match is a partner with the sun at 8/20° GEMINI or SAGITTARIUS.

Blarg would be particularly well-matched to someone who mirrors their underlying psychic and unconscious aspirations. The secret ideal you cherish of the perfect partner would be aroused; it would harmonize beautifully with their ideal imaginary lover. This great psychic compatibility is the result of a harmonious relationship between the Moon of the masculine chart and the sun of the feminine one. It is propitious to a rich flow of energies between the most hidden and secret parts of both people. They are linked by an unconscious emotional bond.

Blarg’s Venus is located at 0° LIBRA. Blarg’s ideal match is a partner with Mars at 0/10° LIBRA or ARIES.

Blarg would be a perfect partner in emotional and sentimental terms. This person would reflect and fulfill your ideal of sensuality to the greatest degree. Moreover, your ideal partner would resonate lastingly with your own psychic projections of your ideal. This positive relationship between the unconscious sexual yearnings of both partners would be likely to yield sensual relations of a tantalizingly mysterious and secret nature.

Blarg seeks out balanced relationships in order to maintain harmony and peace. He is sentimental about love and idealizes his partners. It would be wise for him to choose this type of mate. They are refined and artistic, and extremely attractive. His ideal is comfortable and communicative in a group, and their eloquence is dazzling. Their even-tempered nature is somewhat repelled by excessive passion, and he accepts a compromise when it results in a more harmonious relationship.

Blarg’s planet Mars is located at 29° Leo. His ideal match is a partner with Venus at 20/30° Leo or AQUARIUS.