Capricorn Dirty Talk 101

Arouse a lover of any sign…

Let’s face it—you need to loosen up a little! You can talk the talk at work, with peers, and especially with students of your field, but when you’re in love, you tend to clam up. You don’t want to embarrass yourself or be rejected.

But here’s the thing: you’re an awesome lover. And you could be even better by using your communication skills in the heat of the moment. Think about what you would love to hear in bed—approving, complimentary things. So, think of positive, provocative words or phrases that will get you going and rev your lover’s passion—they won’t expect to hear dirty talk but will probably want lots more.

Capricorn Is the Most Loyal Sign

Capricorns have some pretty wild fantasies!

Get ready to blush, you modest Capricorn! We are onto you and know you’re thinking up some pretty wild sexual scenarios when the mood strikes.

One of them is your not-so-surprising fantasy of doing the deed on top of dollar bills—tens, twenties, and hundreds, please! So why not take your lover to Vegas and see if you can get lucky, in more ways than one.

Another fetish? You like it a little rough. After all, you’re the Goat—hard headed, strong, courageous, determined. You might even like to be dominated in bed since it’s such a twist from your role as a leader in most other areas of your life.

Whatever your fantasy is, when you’ve found that special someone you can trust, open up, and you will both be on a new adventure!

Kinky Capricorns

Capricorns have some pretty wild fantasies!

Get ready to blush, you modest Capricorn! We are onto you and know you’re thinking up some pretty wild sexual scenarios when the mood strikes.

One of them is your not-so-surprising fantasy of doing the deed on top of dollar bills—tens, twenties, and hundreds, please! So why not take your lover to Vegas and see if you can get lucky, in more ways than one.

Another fetish? You like it a little rough. After all, you’re the Goat—hard headed, strong, courageous, determined. You might even like to be dominated in bed since it’s such a twist from your role as a leader in most other areas of your life.

Whatever your fantasy is, when you’ve found that special someone you can trust, open up, and you will both be on a new adventure!

Go for it, Capricorn!

Actions speak much louder than words.

You’re a true go-getter, but are you missing romantic opportunities? Probably. Why? Because when a Capricorn is interested in someone, they are less likely to come out and say how they feel than other signs because of your fear of rejection.

You might do all the little things to show you like someone, but it might take a mind-reader to know why you do what you do. And others are afraid of hurt and embarrassment too, so unless you’re explicitly giving them red roses, giving very flirty looks, touching their hand, going in for a kiss, etc., your crush or partner may assume you’re just being polite.

So, speak up more. Make sure your loved ones know you love them. That means backing up your actions with words—and a little more romance wouldn’t hurt. It’s fun to give and receive happy reactions.

Awaken Capricorn Sex Drive

How hardworking Caps can get enough sleep and sexy time.

As unromantic as it may sound, you may want to go over your weekly schedule and arrange time each day when you can get it on—or at least be intimate with your partner. That means everything from talking, to a romantic dinner out, to hand-holding and, yes, sex.

Like your job, if you’re in a relationship you need to dedicate a lot of your time and attention to it, or you may start lagging, or worse, get the pink slip. So, take a practical approach (you’re so good at this) to ensure your love life is solid. Once you make yourself available, then you can throw practicality out the window and have fun! Bonus if your partner is more spontaneous—let them take the lead!

Single? You have to work even harder… but it’s more fun, too. Make time for going out, creating an online dating profile, calling up dating prospects, and boosting your looks so you feel beautiful when love comes around.

Capricorns Hate This in Bed

The quickest way to turn off a Capricorn lover…

Capricorns can be hot, and then cold in seconds. One way to turn a Goat off—so quickly that it will make both your heads spin—is to critique them while you’re messing around. Whether you’re pointing out what they’re not doing quite right or bluntly telling them to try something else, a Capricorn will interpret that as rejection. So, positively suggest something. “I’d love it if you,” or “that feels amazing, I wonder how it would feel if you,” or guide them by taking charge. Capricorns like to be dominated in bed!

A Capricorn’s Best Sexual Skill

Caps aren’t the sexiest sign, but they’re the best at this.

Ok, let’s accept it: You aren’t the most sexual, horny sign. You tend to dress modestly and hate sexual advances unless you’re welcoming them quite blatantly. You have more important things on your mind!

But you have a very sensual, frisky side that few get to see. Your wit hints at it, and special people will be intrigued and realize that once they chisel away, they could unleash your sexual beast. They will probably be very happy because you aim to please, satisfy, and then some. And—good news for Caps themselves—they will reach sexual peaks that no other sign can! That means multiple…

Single No More, Capricorn?

Online dating tips for Caps…

It’s pretty easy and becoming the way to meet other singles… once your profile is complete! Writing about yourself in a way that will attract your ideal love interest is a lot harder than it may seem.

So, what qualities should you be sure to list among your many wonderful traits? The keywords to include (at least five of these) are: knowledgeable, ambitious, determined, honest, dependable, devoted, independent, and enterprising. Good luck—to both you and the lucky singles who make the cut!

Capricorn’s Fear of Love

Capricorns often let this get in the way of true love…

Although Capricorns project authority, power, and a stern, serious disposition, underneath it all they are like fearful children. They cannot handle rejection. Even the slightest blow-off or critique and they will be fighting back tears (or their temper).

This doesn’t fare well in romantic affairs, which inevitably become heated. You can’t always agree with your partner, and everyone has flaws. Any mate with serious potential will challenge you. That means you need to relax and accept some negative feedback here and there. They aren’t rejecting you, or even a part of you, there’s just a few things you both need to compromise on!

Careful! Capricorns Are Injury Prone

You need to protect this area…

Your sign rules the joints, teeth, and bones. Your knees are especially prone to injury, swelling, bruises, cuts and aches. So, what can you do besides walk around with knee pads on?

Invest in good shoes. And you need pairs for every occasion—running, walking around, standing for long periods, dressing up. You need to be comfortable or your knees take the brunt and you can end up with major pain.

Whatever way you get exercise, make sure you stretch and go easy. Running and sports like baseball, football, and tennis are all really hard on the knees, so be careful and break out any gear that will protect them. Exercise like yoga and swimming is best for you, though!