Giveaways that a romance is headed south with an Aquarius…
If you’re in a love relationship with Aquarius, you’re already best friends. As such, your partner will probably tell you if he or she has grown bored or fallen in love with someone else! If not, an Aquarius could become even more distant (which is hard to imagine). If the Water Bearer feels trapped, they’ll try to break free at any cost, and that includes ending a close relationship. That’s how much independence means to this sign! And don’t expect any rapprochement down the road. Aquarius faces the future—always—so when it’s over, it’s over.
Is sex a maker or a breaker for Aquarian relationships?
How is Aquarius like Baked Alaska? They’re warm on the surface but chilly underneath. To be fair, they’re as passionate as anyone, but they live in their heads, so sex isn’t the end-all be-all of a relationship. On the (way) upside, they’re inventive—even quirky—lovers. They hate to be bored, so you won’t be either!
Aquarians don’t just think outside the box, they live there. If smitten, he or she could probe your politics one minute and take you rock climbing the next. There’s a method to their madness. Pass the “test” and you could be wacky enough to enter their unpredictable world!
Look within if you’re still looking for love…
The Fish is a fantastic catch, so why are you still searching? A bit of introspection might yield a few answers!
Are you too escapist? A partner needs you to be rooted in reality at least some of the time!
Are you too self-indulgent? A partner wants some give and take.
Are you too moody? A partner can’t always predict or read your state of mind.
Are you too passive? A partner wants to share experiences, not dictate them.
Are you too gullible? A less than honorable partner could take advantage of you.
Are you too vague? A partner needs you to speak your mind.
Pisces´ secret sexual fantasy…
Erotic, romantic Pisces has a powerful imagination. Daydreaming is a favorite hobby. You may have trouble accepting reality in the outside world, choosing to live in an idealistic reverie, but that isn’t a problem in the bedroom! Make good use of that prodigious fantasy world and spice up your sex life with role playing (nearly one-fifth of couples try this—or want to). Researchers have found that women are happier with partners who are honest about an X-rated stash. Need some ideas for your bedroom antics? Watch a racy video together!
This is how you’ll know if it’s over with your Pisces…
It isn’t easy. Pisces won’t tell you directly that the thrill is gone. He or she will beat around the bush, hem and haw, and drop a few hints, hoping you’ll get the message. Pisces is nice—too nice, perhaps—to just say it like it is. The intimacy will taper off without any real explanation or discussion. And if you fall off that pedestal that you’ve been so carefully placed upon, a Pisces partner will leave to find another paragon to worship. Just do what many Pisces find so hard—face reality and move on!
Things Water Bearers just can’t tolerate…
There are some qualities that an Aquarius just won’t tolerate in a love interest! Don’t be…
Bossy. But Aquarius has no problem telling <i>you</i> the best way to do something!
Clingy. Be independent and pursue your own interests.
Drama queen. Your tantrums will be studied like a science experiment.
Intolerant. Live and let live.
A nag. Make your point subtly.
Nosy. Don’t poke around in the Water Bearer’s private business.
Pouty. If you sit in wounded silence, Aquarius will never know you’re unhappy.
Untruthful. Aquarius is upfront and so should you be, too.
A wet blanket. Be ready to try new things, day or night!
How to tell if Pisces loves you…
Some say that most Pisces are incapable of settling down with just one partner. Given the first hint of trouble, they’ll swim off to find one of those many other fish in the sea. But when Pisces commit they make generous, faithful, loving partners. How can you tell if your sweetie’s love is true? A Pisces that’s hooked wants to be around you even if you’re just sharing a quiet afternoon reading or watching a movie. When your dreamer also wants to make your dreams come true, you’ve got a catch.
Qualities that will seal the deal in Aquarian romance…
If you think you’re going to impress an Aquarius with your Ivy League degree or Revolutionary War-era pedigree, think again. Such things matter not a bit to this sign. The Water Bearer favors that whip-smart hottie who plays slightly hard to get, or the well-read one with the ironic sense of humor. Oh, and you’re on the right track if you have a childlike sense of fun, a “ready for anything” attitude, and a sartorial style that’s impossible to classify (or copy). Easygoing? Check. Bold? Check. Intellectual rapport? Ding, ding, ding! Folks, we have a winner!
Back to the sea! Pisces can’t tolerate this…
Mutable, accommodating Pisces is pretty easy to please, but it pays to understand a few preferences if you want to go out with one. A date should come prepared with intelligence and plenty of interesting topics to talk about. Mean-spirited personas need not apply. Pisces is perfectly happy to listen to your problems, and even offer helpful suggestions, but lapse into whining or self-pitying tears and the interest soon dissolves. The Fish wants potential partners with backbone. And superficial narcissists more interested in the impression they make than the human being they are? No thank you!
Know where you stand with an Aquarius…
Aquarius has an uncanny way of disassociating the self from emotions. One might think they’re stuck up, but that couldn’t be further from the truth. They live in their heads, and that’s where all their moods are, too—right where they can think about them! That detachment isn’t an act, but it is deceptive. Is your Aquarius pal still here? Then the Water Bearer is probably hooked! Given the number of friends they have to choose from, they don’t lack for other places to go! If you find you have endless things to talk about, and Aquarius reveals a bit of that soft, vulnerable underbelly, you may have found your soul mate!